Megan Granger was born somewhere on the English Channel. (On a ferry. Not in the water. She probably would have been dead otherwise, but I digress.) Megan discovered her primary interests (obsessions) as a child: books, opera, and penguins.

In between her daily interruptions of teaching small adults (children, but she prefers calling them “small adults”) how to sing a note without squawking and walk across a stage without face-planting, she devotes her life to discovering an opera house which doubles as a library and penguin sanctuary.

Megan writes silly things. Mostly. Sometimes, she writes serious things. Often sarcastic things. Usually silly things.